I was at the grocery store today, and I heard a guy actually say, “fuck Doritos.” Not quietly, not muttered under his breath, this was a declaration. He told four people in the aisle. Then he called someone to keep the rant going. I have no idea what triggered him, a price hike, a stale bag, an existential crisis over Cool Ranch, but the man was on a mission.

I decided to ride the wave of video and talk my way through this thought I had, but am going to transcribe it below as well for those who don't think I am very handsome.

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In a world where Artificial Intelligence is becoming the go-to solution for everything from customer service to creative design, it’s easy to get swept up in the idea that data is the answer to all your marketing problems. Impressions, clicks, engagement rates, ROAs, these are all stats that get a lot of attention, and for good reason. In fact, by 2025, we’re expected to generate and consume a staggering 180 zettabytes of data, according to the IDC Global Datasphere.

But here’s the thing: AI doesn't buy anything. People do.